So.. i had a terrible ending in mass Effect 3( as if there was a happy ending) and i decided to make my own with blackjack and hookers.
Yes it's cliche and seems boring for some people, but i made this just for fun and not to offend someone who likes the ending.
About that watermelon
The food of humans, asari, or salarians (who evolved in levo-amino acid-based biospheres), will at best pass through turian systems without providing any nutrition.
from wiki, so i hope he's okay.
All characters are belong to bioware, i own nothing